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Spoof Literary: Shaniqua @ 18

3/31/2017 09:50:00 PM Media Center 0 Comments

Dear Diary,

OH TO THE M TO THE G!!!
The day IM waited for is finally today!
IM reach the turning legal of age.
We planned these a long time ago
And I hope everything going is well.

First thing of my bucket list today is to fit my gown
non-other than designed by DESIIGNER THE RAPPER.
My makeups gonna be do by like BRETMANN DUCK
IM gonna look so stunned so you just wait.

IM gonna be escorted and dance by 18 HANDSOME BOYS.
I mean like all the boys want to dance me so I hard a had time choosing
And OFF COURSE MY GIRL FRIENDS are gonna be my 18 FIREWORKS!!!
Cuz the candles are like MAINSTREEM

AND OFF COURSE I CANT WAIT FOR MY MUMSHIE TO BUY ME A CAR!!!!!
She's my walking ATM and I don't know where I am without her
Like she buy's me STUFFS everytime
IM SUPPER EXITED!!!
ILL UPDATE YOU WHEN IT HAPPENED.

XOXO,
SHANIQUA

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Dear Diary,

OH TO THE M TO THE G!!!
I just walked up from my sleep.
GOOD MORNING, 18 ME!!!!!
LAST NIGHT IS REALLY FILLED OF FUN

EVERYTHINGS WERE PERFECT
The foods, the decor and the amphibians
I LOOKS LIKE A QUEEN!!!

AND THE GIFTS I GET WAS PRETTY AND CHARMING!
OFF COURSE I FIRST OPENS THE BRANDED GIFTS
--FOREVER 22, H&N AND MANGOES
I DOESN’T LIKE THAT GIFTS THAT DON’T HAVE BRANDS
EW SO CHEAP! A QUEEN LIKE ME DESERVE THE BEST ONLY!

I just done upload my deboo pictures in Facebook.
I only post pictures that will have a lots of likes.
OFF COURSE I AM THE MOST POPULAR GURL
MY ENEMYS WILL BE JEALOUS HA HA!

A friend of mine told me that
My guests have LBM after my deboo
BUT ITZ OKAY ITZ NOT MY FAULTS!
BUT ITZ OKAY BECAUSE MY DEBOO IS MORE MEMORABLE!
THIS IS THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY
HATERS ARE GONNA HATING!

XOXO
SHANIQUA