blade alvarez,
UPIS is a school with plenty of beautiful people. Some of these people are universally prominent. So whether you are from UPIS or not, I know you have heard of me… Blade Alvarez.
I joined the showbiz and modelling industry at a young age. I am most popular for my surprising good looks, killer smile, and astonishing talents.
But how did I become famous?
Let me personally give you these foolproof tips on how to get to this level of handsomeness:
1. Join barangay beauty pageants.
They are the first step to becoming full-pledged models. Actually, you can join any contest—quiz bees, marathons, sabayang bigkas, sayawit, etc.—to just show off your beauty.
2. Post pictures of yourself on Instagram daily.
No matter when or where you are or how you look in the picture, just post it. Your followers will thank you.
3. Make a fan page for yourself on Facebook.
This is so that you can post hourly about what you are up to because everyone cares. You can also interact with your die-hard fans.
4. Believe that you look like a celebrity.
Because you do, you look a lot like Marl… Excuse me, James Reid.
5. Do the pabebe wave.
And because you look like a celebrity, do the pabebe wave in every picture you take. It always, always gets the fans.
Spoof Feature: How to be Handsomely Famous
UPIS is a school with plenty of beautiful people. Some of these people are universally prominent. So whether you are from UPIS or not, I know you have heard of me… Blade Alvarez.
I joined the showbiz and modelling industry at a young age. I am most popular for my surprising good looks, killer smile, and astonishing talents.
But how did I become famous?
Let me personally give you these foolproof tips on how to get to this level of handsomeness:
1. Join barangay beauty pageants.
They are the first step to becoming full-pledged models. Actually, you can join any contest—quiz bees, marathons, sabayang bigkas, sayawit, etc.—to just show off your beauty.
2. Post pictures of yourself on Instagram daily.
No matter when or where you are or how you look in the picture, just post it. Your followers will thank you.
3. Make a fan page for yourself on Facebook.
This is so that you can post hourly about what you are up to because everyone cares. You can also interact with your die-hard fans.
4. Believe that you look like a celebrity.
Because you do, you look a lot like Marl… Excuse me, James Reid.
5. Do the pabebe wave.
And because you look like a celebrity, do the pabebe wave in every picture you take. It always, always gets the fans.
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