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Literary: I Have an Expensive Camera

9/29/2017 08:55:00 PM Media Center 0 Comments

I don't know how to take a good picture
I don't know how to balance white light
I don't know how to adjust the shutter speed
Nor to change the aperture when used at night
I don't know what subjects I could use
I don't know what angles might work
I don't know how to reduce noise

Because, simply,

I am nothing
But a pretentious child
With a camera dangling on my neck
Using it as an instrument
To convey my superiority
To everyone I meet
Although I may look stupid
When I casually use it
I just want to let people know
That I have an expensive camera

But I don't know how
To use it