english,
Literary: A Message from Paradise
PARADISE:
Congratulations!
You have won a free trip to Paradise!
Every millennium, we select 15 lucky winners to receive the chance to go to their dream Paradise location. Each winner gets to choose another person to accompany them to this trip as well.
To claim the prize, please visit www.paradise.org.edu.com.
Thank you!
YOU:
Oh my God!!!
PARADISE:
Excited?
YOU:
It's a spam message.
PARADISE:
Wait, what?! No, no, no, you got it all wrong. This prize is legit. We carefully select the winners by looking at their profile to see if they've done good deeds or have been good to other people.
YOU:
My profile?! I'm calling the police.
Settings>Unknown Numbers>Block Number
YOU:
Why did I even reply...
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